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January 5, 2009
wasting time on the company dime since 1999
the blurb | garrett's ramblings
Garrett WalkerAside from the disaster that is Gaza at the moment, 2009 is off to a good start. It was damn cold here for NYE, but we had a good time chilin' at Jeff and Mel's. The birds were kind enough to dispatch the Vikings without too much drama. As for new year's resolutions, this year I'm going with "balance". Across the board, I'm going to try to level things out. A little more sleep, a little less poker, a little more reading, a little less TV, that kind of thing. Plus I promised Sarah I'd shave a little more often :) Anyone trying to do anything ambitious in the resolution department?

black and white | headline news
[Jack Balch, PG, DOCNo shocker here, except how awful these parents are.]
3-year-old Hitler can't get name on cake:The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

comedy corner | humor from around the net
[Anonymous, PG-13, IMAGE, language, 4KIf only they would install this for me at work...]
Having one of those days????


[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, MPG, 1824KPeople get killed for this kind of stupidity...]
Instant Idiot #1


[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, MPG, 350KI bet they had to call in the ambulance for this one.]
Instant Idiot #2


[Anonymous, PG, MOVIE, MPG, 731KI watched this about five times, hilarious!]
Instant Idiot #3


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rock bottom | the worst of the worst, be careful what you click on
[Anonymous, PG, DOCThe comments are the best part, when the rat lovers get into the fray...]
LED Throwie Rat:How to make a Rat LED Throwie. Or, what happened when LED Throwies met Mouse Taxidermy. Be warned, this is another extremely graphic tutorial featuring guts, dismemberment, and soldering.

people i know
Anonymous, PG, DOCkvetchette.com - kvetchette
Anonymous, PG, DOCcindit0.com - cindit0
Anonymous, PG, DOCchadschorr.com - chad
Anonymous, PG, DOCjuliannaevett.com - julie
Anonymous, PG, DOCLa Llanita - klo
Anonymous, PG, DOCThe Last Dodo - asad

places i go
Rajiv Manglani, PG, DOCobscurestore.com - strange news and more
Garrett Walker, R, DOC, naked chicksinluminent/weblog - my new favorite weblog
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCmacsurfer - mac headline news
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCthe onion - the world's finest news source
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCversiontracker - all that is software
Garrett Walker, PG, DOCslashdot - news for nerds, stuff that matters


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